Mel Gibson needs our help

I'm sure you've heard about Mel Gibson's upcoming movie "The Passion,"
which tells the story of Jesus Christ in the original jewish.

According to Newsmax, America's most trusted news source, Mel's in
trouble. He's made some ivory tower Hollywood Big Shots angry, and now
they want to burn all prints of this fine film about our Lord.

In other words, it looks like Barbra Streisand is at it again! First
she writes and directs that smear-job against Reagan, and now this!

You may think that the people complaining about Mel's movie are just a
few loudmouths expressing an opinion. Well, you're wrong.

According to Newsmax, these people have a "hidden agenda." In other
words, IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!

Poor Mel! He needs our help! And pronto! 

If we all get together and raise some money, maybe we can buy back
"The Passion" from the money grubbers and save it from being burned. I
say church groups across the land should have bake sales and give the
proceeds to Mel Gibson!

We can also have book sales. I can donate copies of "See, I Told You
So" and "The Late, Great Planet Earth" along with some Tom Clancy
stuff. I also have a copy of Ann Coulter's "Treason" which I spilled
coffee on but I bet we can still get $3.

We can't expect Mel to carry the burden alone. He's done so much for
us and it's time we did something for him.

Like me, you're probably "mad as hell" because Hollywood liberal
marxists have FORCED you to pay for movies containing sex, drugs and
filthy words. Seems the only thing they want to censor is our Lord. We
can't let them get away with it this time!

Right now, here are three things you can do:

1. Send whatever you can to Icon Productions (Mel's outfit), 5555
Melrose Ave., Los Angeles, CA  90038.  Every little bit helps!

2. And while you're at it, send a message to Barbra Streisand, c/o
Martin Erlichman Associates, Inc., 5670 Wilshire Boulevard, Suite
2400, Los Angeles, CA 90036. Tell her "Mel is swell! Leave our Mel
alone!"

3. If you go to the Drudge Report, the Newsmax "Passion" pole will pop
up. Newsmax is going to make sure that George Bush and Congress will
all see their pole. Climb aboard! Mel really needs a pole like this
behind him.

If you have any further ideas, send them to me or to Icon. And pass
this message along to your friends. Let's do it for Mel.

Yours in Christ,

John Dark