Re: Thanksgiving scenarios

"Ace Lightning" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> doesn't sound very Thanksgiving-ish to me. i'll bet you
> didn't have any pumpkin pie either.

I can tell that in your jealousy at my chefing skills, you
are hinting for the whole recipe.

Take two pieces of bread, place bottom to bottom on a plate.
Cover with three raw eggs, yolks intact.  Drain the oil from
a can of sardines, give oil to cats to lick.  Pour sardines
over eggs. Drain the water from a can of salmon, give salmon
stock to cats to lick. Surround bread tastefully with salmon
hunks. Drink the stock from a can of peas, the cats won't
touch the stuff, make a large green mound of peas the length
of the cojoined bread slices.  Heat in a microwave on "bake"
setting for twenty minutes, or until the peas become hard
enough to use for ammunition.  Garnish with two prior days
of forgetting to eat solid food.  Share with cats, or die
scratched to ribbons of flesh, your choice.

xanthian; remember, the Mayflower pilgrims were very
involved with fish, what could be more "Thanksgiving" than
that?  Of course, _they_ used the fish to fertilize maize,
the poor fools, never guessing that it was also edible.

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