Merchant account question

Well, it is a two part question.

1. Does anyone know of any computer software I could get to use for credit
card processing that will not cost me a monthly fee from my merchant
processor?

2. Also does anyone know of any way to use my Wireless Internet Express
enabled cell phone to process credit card transactions?

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