I've just had a spate

I've just had a spate of offers for a penis enlargement from no less than
*six* different organisations drop into my inbox in the space of the last
half hour.  This is on top of the four I got yesterday...and the day before
that.....and.....

Now don't get me wrong, I'm sure if I HAD a penis I'd most likely be quite
flattered that so many companies were taking a personal interest in my
appendage, but since I *don't* have a penis - and since I *don't* have any
plans in the foreseeable future for a sex change operation - will whoever is
signing me up for this "perk" please FOAD! or else I'll stick Patrick and
his collection of maps on you!  [I realise of course that email addies are
harvested from newsgroups...but SIX offers in half an hour...?!!]

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