Re: Government schools should be constitutionally banned

In article <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
<[EMAIL PROTECTED] (Cary Kittrell) wrote:
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<>:|In article <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> [EMAIL PROTECTED] (M. Clark) writes:
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<>:|Well, there's a fascinating claim.  Tell me, how are atheists "keeping people 
<>:|ignorant of their constitutional rights"?  
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<Coffee. 
<Years ago atheists worked out a deal with the various coffee growers to
<have them add this special fertilizer.
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<The fertilizer is absorbed by the coffee. A certain chemical that was in
<that fertilizer attacks the portion of the brain of coffee drinkers that
<allows them to be able to understand their constitutional rights.
<Now I have to point out that second hand coffee aroma works in the same
<manner so one doesn't even have to drink coffee.
<Freshly brewing coffee has an effective  affect people range of over a
<mile. Bagged coffee in grocery stores, same thing and is effective up to
<1/2 a mile.
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<I heard that atheists have extracted this chemical are now rubbing it on
<all sorts of things in various stores, appliances, coffee makers  hair
<dryers, books, etc  Affects everyone that comes into the store.
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<New car smell, not anymore  that has had this chemical added too. 
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<Thus atheists  are "keeping people ignorant of their constitutional
<rights."


Well, now that was just brilliant!


-- cary