Re: Welcome Ursula, Bill's new dwarf. Was Re: When your literary characters run amok...

[EMAIL PROTECTED] (Twinkles the alt.genius dwarf) wrote in message news:<[EMAIL 
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> [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Ursula) wrote in message news:<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>...
> > [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Twinkles the alt.genius dwarf) wrote in message news:<[EMAIL 
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> > > Isn't it nice to see that Bill has gotten over me leaving him and is
> > > getting on with life with his new dwarf, Ursula. He needs someone to
> > > pretend to like his posts and agree with his weird opinions and Ursula
> > > seems to be just the person, why, she even writes exactly like Bill.
> > > In fact, one could be forgiven for thinking that she was Bill.
> > > Couldn't one Bill?
> > > 
> > > Twinkles - the alt.genius dwarf
> > 
> > Hah, a lot you know, Twinkletoes! If you had a clue as to how to check
> > out posting data and ISPs, you'd know right off the bat that you're
> > dealing with two different geniuses. There aren't many of us left,
> > perhaps three or four in the entire United States, so it's not that
> > hard to track us down. But you are right on one score: Geniuses of a
> > feather do indeed flock together. A Karma thing I suppose.   Ursula
> 
> You seem to forget Bill, I post through all manner of (apparent) ISPs
> and from a wide range of (apparent) IP addresses so that little piece
> of bullshit isn't going to fool anyone. You forget to turn off
> archiving while you were practicing changing your headers in a number
> of the test groups so I guess the secret is out.
> 
> http://tinyurl.com/uh3k
> 
> Another give away is that anyone who had read more than a couple of
> your posts and claimed that you were a genius is patently lacking in
> IQ. Only a total idiot could consider you to be normal let alone a
> genius.
> 
> Now you remember to have Ursula join the dwarf union and get her
> licenced, you know how nasty they can get about unlicenced dwarfs.
> 
> Twinkles - the alt.genius dwarf
> 
> BTW Ursula, if Bill tells you that the state law requires you to be
> strip searched after you shower, (to ensure that you haven't stolen
> any soap he says), you tell him that he is bullshitting. I fell for
> that one for a while then I discovered that the dirty old bugger
> didn't even own a copy of "Regulations for Private Dwarf Ownership"
> let alone have the ability to quote from it. Besides, I could never
> have gotten soap up there.

Sir, do you mat and frame your better looking turds? Do you prefer to
smear it around or do you like that heavily textured look that comes
from just throwing it right on the canvas and seeing what sticks?     
  Ursula