Re: Welcome Ursula, Bill's new dwarf. Was Re: When your literary characters run amok...

On 9 Nov 2003 21:18:57 -0800, [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Twinkles the alt.genius dwarf) wrote:

>> Zen, I'm an old, wrinkled battle axe who has been fortunate enough to
>> have been given many productive years on this planet. As the old saw
>> goes, I try to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable. I
>> choose my enemies carefully and have a keen sense for those who do the
>> same. You strike me as that type of person, too.
>> 
>> I'm going to make a lot of enemies in here before I move on, and I'm
>> going to do it real quick. Instead of dealing with the substance of
>> what I say, the grammar police in here will start crawling out of the
>> word work. You just watch, my friend. But let 'em have at it, because
>> I'm ready for them. Let the games begin!      
>
>> Ursula
>
>Isn't it nice to see that Bill has gotten over me leaving him and is
>getting on with life with his new dwarf, Ursula. He needs someone to
>pretend to like his posts and agree with his weird opinions and Ursula
>seems to be just the person, why, she even writes exactly like Bill.
>In fact, one could be forgiven for thinking that she was Bill.
>Couldn't one Bill?
>
>Twinkles - the alt.genius dwarf

The trouble with dwarfs is that their brains are positioned too close to their ass 
which interferes 
with their ability to think clearly. 

Palmjob couldn't possibly be Ursula, hell, he couldn't SPELL Ursula. I think that he 
has called his 
mummy in to help him in his battle against the bad usenet hecklers. You watch her get 
stuck into 
the Hopester, Palmjob's greatest threat. When she has sorted out the Hopester, she 
will probably 
marry Palmjob off to Butler, he's obviously in love with her and she's the only one on 
the writing 
groups big and ugly enough to look out for him.

Meathead