Re: No AAA member, what if I get a flat tire?

>And yet, you still managed to plummer it to a fare-the-well anyway.
>Astounding.  You could probably screw up a wet dream.
>

You have wet dreams of Mario Andretti? Wouldn't be surprised.


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>> Secondly, the shoulder was an uneven dirt field, so the car kept
>> slipping off the stand. Almost ended up crushing my hand. Oh, I 
>> bet that wouldn't deter a Mario Andretti pit crew member like
>> yourself.
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>No, because I'd have the cool head and the presence of mind to 
>find a more suitable spot in the first place, rather than just
>panicking and doddering onto the first wide spot in the road
>that crossed my line of sight, while screaming like Shelley
>Winters.  Contrary to what you appear to believe, a car can be
>driven on a flat tire; just not driven _fast_.  
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You stupid fuck, the tire wasn't flat, it was SHREDDED. Living in a cave, you
must not have heard about what happens to defective Firestones. 

Try steering a large vehicle with a tire that had its tread ripped apart. It's
not the same as steering your tricycle with a nail puncture. If you honestly
think you can mosey along on your rims, where even semis are travelling at
70mph, your mommy must've strangled you with your umbilical cord after the
failed abortion.

Btw, it happened on I-15, where there are long stretches of dirt-shoulders
only. I was actually lucky, because had it happened a mile before or after,
there wouldn't even have been a shoulder to safely leave the freeway. 

See what happens when you ASSume, shithead? 



>(It might interest you to know that I am, in fact, a crew
>member on a racing team.  Note my Organization: line above.
>Not that I needed to achieve that lofty status in order to 
>learn how to change a tire, of course.)
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Who cares? Any idiot can change a tire. Frankly, you should be impressed that I
was able to assertain that you weren't anyone of importance from your inane
posts. Just a glorified Jiffy Lube attendant. LOL!


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>> Thirdly, if I had AAA, I'd have been back on the road in less
>> than 30 minutes. 
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>Goosepiddle.  It would probably take longer than that for AAA
>to even arrive -- *definitely* longer than that if you had a
>flat during commute hours.

Shithead, a tow truck showed up in less than 20 minutes, but since I wasn't an
AAA member and they don't accept  Autovantage, they left. 

See what happens when you ASSume? 


  If you knew how to change a tire
>yourself, on the other hand, you could be on your way inside
>of fifteen minutes.  Assuming you didn't botch it and have
>to enlist the assistance of a passing Girl Scout, of course.

Wow, I'm so impressed, you can change a flat in less than 15 minutes! Which
college did you attend for that? It's funny how a Jiffy Lube attendant is
bragging about something so trivial as changing a flat! LOL!


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>> Wow, you are one stupid condecending asshole, ain't ya.
>
>Stupid?  It would appear that I'm certainly intelligent enough
>to put *you* on the defensive, spud.
>

You're stupider than the bugs that go splat on my windshield. You're just too
busy jerking off to see that. Notice how your initial ASSumptions have been
shot down by EVERYONE? 


>As for condescending, some people (that would be you) _deserve_
>to be condescended to.  
>

Oh my, a Jiffy Lube attendant getting sniffy! No tip for you! LOL!



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>> Your mama must've been very proud when you changed your first
>> tire.
>
>Actually, my mama died before I was old enough to drive.  I bet
>you feel about an inch tall now, don't you, Joe Sensitive?  Heh...
>

Was she struck and killed pushing her car in traffic?


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>> I'll bet that's the biggest accomplishment in your pathetic
>> little life.
>
>This, from a "man" who's never even learned how to change a
>tire.  
>

I don't need to anymore, I pay ignorant HS dropouts like you to do it for me
now.


>An adult male human should know how to do certain things, among
>them changing a tire without assistance.  There it bloody is.
>

I'm afraid to ask what other things are on your to-do list..... let me
guess.... "crush beer cans on forehead" and "drink a 12-pack and drive @
120mph." Your mommy must be proud.


>And before you start with the "Oh, you're _such_ a macho man!"
>quip that's become the standard rejoinder nowadays anytime
>someone dares to mention masculinity non-disparagingly, it 
>isn't a matter of machismo; it's a matter of self-sufficiency,
>self-respect, and basic life competence.  What was it Yoda said?
>"Do, or do not do.  There is no 'try.'"

LOL! You make me laugh, cause you're a joke. Anyone who equates "self respect"
with the ability to change a flat must be smoking too many tail pipes in
enclosed garages. In reality (where you apparently left, long time ago), there
are many successful people who do not know how or physically unable to change a
flat. Yet, they still manage to live a more fruitful, meaningful and lucrative
life than a jiffy lube simpleton, whose life amounts to nothing more than
bragging a "skill" that anyone can do if they had to. But, they choose to pay
illiterate buffoons like yourself to do if for them. LOL!


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>Now get out there and pull one for the Gripper.
>

I think you pull enough. Explains your blindness. LOL!




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>Geoff
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>My Child Was Fascist Of the Month
>At Rudolf Hess Elementary School
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