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40 MORE REASONS TO HATE US
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1. FACE IT YOU'RE A METAL BAND
you're not fucking hardcore, you're not avant garde
you're not punk rock, you're just a fucking retard
you're not something special, you're not something new
you're not fucking good, face it you're a metal band
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2. PUNCHING JOE BONNI'S FACE IN
in all your reviews you always talk about yourself
no one really cares how drunk or high you are
you always write about the dumbest fucking bands
it figures you live in allston
you try and take over everything you're involved in
you started a new column because your camera got broken
are you gonna start a new column when i punch your face in?
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3. KILL WOMEN
KILL WOMEN - DIE
KILL WOMEN - DIE
KILL WOMEN - DIE
BITCH
REPEAT
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4. STEROIDS GUY
SETH never got around to writing lyrics for this, but the chorus is:
his mustache is big-but his muscles are bigger
his mustache is big-but his penis is smaller
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5. EVERYONE IN ALLSTON SHOULD BE KILLDED
EVERYONE IN ALLSTON SHOULD BE KILLED
THAT FUCKING FAGGOT WITH THE GAYTEE
THAT LOSER PAYPHONE JUNKIE
THAT FUCKING FAG, JOE BONNI
EVERYONE IN TOXIC NARCOTIC
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6. I NOTICED THAT YOU'RE GAY
i saw you buying a pearl jam record,and i noticed that you're gay
i saw you hanging around in allston,and i noticed that you're gay
i saw you riding around on your rollerblades,and i noticed that you're
gay
i saw you getting your tongue pierced,and i noticed that you're gay
i heard you spend all day on the internet,and i noticed that you're
gay
i saw you drinking a frappucino,and i noticed that you're gay
i saw you wearing a fucking tree shirt,and i noticed that you're gay
you've got a tribal tattoo, and i noticed that you're gay
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7. DEAD, GAY, AND DROPPED
shannon hoon,you're dead,kurt cobain,you're dead,jerry garcia,you're
dead
elton john,you're gay,joe bonni,you're gay,jm j bullock,you're gay
bolt thrower,you're dropped,suffocation,you're dropped,napalm
death,you're dropped
you're deader than sharon tate and her baby,you've swallowed more cum
than rod stewart,you've sold less records than old lady drivers,you're
dead,you're gay,you're dropped
pedro zamora,you're dead,freddie mercury,you're dead,mr. jessup,you're
dead
michael stipe,you're gay,quentin crisp,you're gay,fred
schneider,you're gay
sacred reich,you're dropped,cathedral,you're dropped,immolation,you're
dropped
you're deader than rock hudson and liberace,you've swallowed more cum
than truman capote,you've sold less records than candiru and dead
world,you're dead,you're gay,you're dropped.
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8. YOU LOOK DIVORCED
you look divorced (x2)
you've got that mopy look on your face,you're 3 months behind on your
alimony payments
you're pissed off,you're ex married someone new,and you're also pissed
of because he's a fucking jew
chorus: you look divorced (x4)
you sit in a bar,you're always pissed
you're number 4 on the deadbeat dad list
you're fired from your job because you're a fucking drunk
you'll never get her back because you're a fucking loser
chorus
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9. I HOPE YOU GET DEPOERTED
first you fucked a nigger you ugly fucking whore
ran out of men in canada and came here for more
you could shower all your life and you'd never get clean
because you fucked someone that wore afro-sheen
chorus:
i hope you get deported,you make me sick,i hope you get deported,you
sucked a nigger's dick
you've got no life and you talk to your pets
i hate you so much i wan't to call the i.n.s.
you work at a snack bar and your father pays your rent
over the border's where i hope you get sent
chorus
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10. MIKE MAHAN HAS GINGIVITIS
mike mahan has gingivitis(x4)
mike mahan(x4)
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11. TRAPPED
LYRICS LOST
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12. YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT
you're fucking annoying and your band fucking sucks
your boyfriend's an idiot and you're a fucking cunt
you think you're so important an wan't everyone to suck up
i hope you o.d. and die real soon cuz you're a fucking cunt
15 year kids don't care about animal's and women's rights
but you force it down thier throats,cuz you're a fucking cunt
your writing's about as interesting as allen funt's
i hope you die,cuz you're a fucking cunt
you're,a,fucking,cunt
repeat first 4 lines
you're a fucking cunt(x4)
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13. PHYLLIS IS AN OLD ANNOYING CUNT
you're a fucking cunt,you're old and dried up
you're a crusty old bitch, i hope you fucking die
you're an ugly bitch,you make me fucking sick
you're big fucking mouth,i'm sick of hearing it
repeat first 2 lines
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14. AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE
AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE
AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE
AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE
AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE
HE'S ON THE PHONE TO PUERTO RICO
HE'S ON THE PHONE TO THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC
HE'S ALWAYS GAMBELING ON COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAMES
HE BUYS CARDS FROM TOM LEHMAN
AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE
AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE
AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE
AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE
HE'S ON THE PHONE TO PUERTO RICO
HE'S ON THE PHONE TO THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC
HE'S ALWAYS GAMBELING ON COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAMES
HE BUYS CARDS FROM TOM LEHMAN
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15. BILL SCOTT'S DUMB
chorus:
bill scott's dumb(x4)
you were brought up in a nudist colony
and you're also adopted too
you wear those gay pink shorts
and your dog shits all over the floor
chorus
you,fell down the stairs,and your dog,licked your balls
you,have an awesome job,but you're,always broke
your girlfriend is ugly,your mustache is gay,your dog's fucking
stupid,and bill scott's dumb
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16. HARVEY KORMAN IS GAY
HARVEY KORMAN IS GAY
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17. YOU FUCKING FREAK
you've got a fucking cleft palate-palate
and hair just like gene shalit-shalit
i wan't to hit you with a mallet
your teeth are parted to the side-side
you've got a lazy eye-eye
why don't you fucking hide
you're bowllegged and walk around like ray-ray
and skin just like m.j.-j
and you're so fucking gay
you hang around at barca's spa-spa
with a nose like jamie farr-farr
i wan't to hit you with my car
you fucking freak
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18. THEME FROM THREE'S COMPANY
watch the t.v. show
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19. JEANINE JIZM IS A FREAK
chorus:jeanine jizm is a freak
SETH never wrote lyrics for the verses. on one of the verses HE sang
lyrics from a "slinky" commercial. the other verse HE sang lyrics from
a "barrelhead root beer" commercial. during the slow part, HE just
screamed stuff.
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20. EVERYONE IN ANAL CUNT IS DUMB
is that scott and tim,or gilbert and lewis
i let them in the band,didn't know that they'd screw us
mike mahan had no brains,tim has no spine
fred's a fucking asshole,and paul would always whine
first we had a spic,a pollack,and a geek
who'll play guitar for anal cunt next week
seth's an alcoholic,tim can't play drums
everyone in anal cunt is dumb
fred had his hair in those stupid fucking braids
tim has a kid,but he never gets laid
john dyed his hair,so we kicked him out of the band
scott's got a dumb tattoo on his hand
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21. I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH
he hangs around in allston,he always wears a tree shirt
his favorite band is roadsaw,he hangs out at the model cafe
he hangs out with toxic narcotic,he's got a tribal tattoo
his best friend is joe bonni,he's got his eyebrow pierced
he has purple dreadlocks,he works at herrell's ice cream
he wears an "allston rock city" t-shirt,i hope you fucking die
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22. JOHNNY VIOLENT GETTING HIS ASS KICKED BY MORRISSEY
johnny violent's fucking gay(x3)
ultraviolence fucking sucks(x3)
morrissey's gonna kick your ass(x3)
i'm gonna catch you
johnny violent's fucking dead(x3)
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23. METAMORPHOSIS
you both wear glasses,you both have bad teeth
you both have bad dandruff,good fucking grief
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24. I'M SICK OF YOU
can't find the lyrics
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25. HOWARD WULKAN'S BALD
HOWARD WULKAN'S BALD
B-A-L-D BALD
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26. YOU'RE A TRENDY FUCKING PUSSY
you always talk behind my back,but when i see you,you want to shake my
hand
when i see you ready to fight,you change your story like i knew you
might
you grew up wanting to be just like me,but i'm not cool in your clique
anymore
i never changed with the trends like you did,so you're not allowed to
like me anymore
you always do whatever's fashionable,and you hate me cuz i don't
you want to be everyone's friend,and you hate me cuz i won't
you're defending someone you barely know,you're such a fucking homo
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27. TOM ARNOLD
TOM ARNOLD
TOM ARNOLD
TOM ARNOLD
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28. I GOT ATHLETE'S FOOT SHOWERING AT MIKE'S
say the title a few times
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29. BIG PANTS, BIGGER LOSER
big pants, bigger loser (x4)
you're such a fucking idiot
i want to fucking kill you
you want to look just like a nigger
so you wear pants 30 times bigger
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30. MARC PAYSON IS A DRUNK
chorus: marc payson,marc payson, marc payson is a drunk
at 8 am he has a beer,at 9 am he has a beer,at 10 am he has a
beer,he's a fucking queer
at 1pm he has a beer,at 2 pm he has a beer,at 3 pm he has a beer,then
he goes to work
chorus
he always shows up drunk to work,he always shows up drunk to
meetings,he's always drunk around the house,i'm glad you got kicked
out
what's up with your hairline,your saxophone is doing fine,you're 25
your kid is 9,and your father just died
chorus
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32. FURNACE
YOUR COUSINS NAME IS FURNACE, HE'S A FUKING DWARF
YOUR COUSINS NAME IS FURNACE, HE'S A FUKING DWARF
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33. YOU'RE DUMB
YOUU'VE GOT A NEW T PASS, JUST FOR RETARDS
YOU'VE GOT SAGGING BREASTS THAT ARE VERY LARGE
ALL OVER YOUR WRINKLED BODY, YOU'VE GOT LOTS OF PIMPLES
AND YOU'VE GOT A GREASY HAIR COMING OUT OF YOUR NIPPLE
HEY, YOU'RE DUMB (X3)
YOU LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS, AND YOUR 31
YOU PAY NO RENT, BECAUSE YOU'RE A BUM
YOU NEVER CLEAN YOUR HOUSE, BECAUSE YOU'RE DEPRESSED
AND YOU'VE STILL GOT A GODDAMN HAIRY BREAST
HEY, YOU'RE DUMB (X3)
YOU'RE GOING TO SAN FRANSISCO BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY
YOUR BOYFRIEND MUST BE REALLY DESPERATE TO GET LAID
WE'LL ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF YOU, WE'LL NEVER REST
AND YOU STILL GOT A GODDAMN HAIRY BREAST
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34. VAN FULL OF RETARDS
VAN FULL OF RETARDS - HA HA HA HA
VAN FULL OF RETARDS - YOU DROOL ON YOURSELF
YOU COULDEN'T EVEN WIN A BRONZE
IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS
YOUR PARENTS ARE ASHAMED
OF THEMSELVES AND OF YOU
REPEAT 1ST VERSE
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35. DECHE CHARGE ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS
you're a bunch of stupid little kids,you wanted to be just like us
you're mad because we wouldn't do a split 7" with you,you're mad
because we're on a label
deche charge are a bunch of fucking losers
your favorite drummer is charlie infection,i wanna punch your ugly
little face in
you're a bunch of fucking losers,you don't know shit about anything
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36. EVERYONE IN THE UNDERGROUND SCENE IS DUMB
LYRICS LOST
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37. DUMB,FAT,AND GROSS
rebekah is dumb-she's fat and she's gross(x2)
with a bagel,sandwich,ramirez,guy lombardo
rebekah is dumb-she's fat and she's gross(x2)
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38. I'M NOT STUBBORN
LYRICS LOST
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39. MIKE MAHAN'S STY
mike mahan's sty(x2)
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40. 02657
you can grow a mustache overnight-down in 02657
you can see the village people everynight-down in 02657
lenny takes his summer vacation-down in 02657
liberace is your neighbor-down in 02657
yeah!
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41. GLOVES OF METAL
HEAR THE POUNDING, ARMY OF THE NIGHT
THE CALL OF METAL SUMMONS US TONIGHT
AND GATHER WE ON THIS SITE
TO BEHOLD THE POWER AND THE MIGHT
WE WEAR LEATHER, WE WEAR SPIKES, WE RULE THE NIGHT
OFF WITH THE LIGHTS, HEAR THE SCREAMS
SEE THE BANGING HEADS AWAKEN TO THEIR DREAMS
THE SOUND OF METAL SO LOUD IT CRACKS THE BEAMS
PLAYED BY WARRIORS CALLED THE METAL KINGS
A HERO'S WELCOME TO THOSE WHO HEED THE CALL
WE ARE TOGETHER, WE ARE ALL
WITH HANDS HIGH, FISTS FILL THE AIR
AGAINST THE WORLD WE STAND
HANDS HIGH FOREVER WE'LL BE THERE
GLOVES OF METAL RULE THE NIGHT, YEAH
LEATHER, METAL, SPIKES AND CHAINS
GLOVES OF METAL RAISED TO SHOW THE BRAVE
INTO THE DARKNESS MARCH THE ARMIES OF THE NIGHT
BOUND BY METAL WE LIVE THE FIGHT
WE WEAR LEATHER, WE WEAR SPIKES, WE RULE THE NIGHT
WITH HANDS HIGH, FISTS FILL THE AIR
AGAINST THE WORLD WE STAND
HANDS HIGH FOREVER WE'LL BE THERE
GLOVES OF METAL RULE THE NIGHT, YEAH
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42. BONUS TRACK
CAN I HELP YOU?
UM, CAN I GET SOME SOUNDGARDEN TICKETS PLEASE
YES
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ANAL CUNT - I Like It When You Die
1997 Earache
1. Jack Kevorkian Is Cool
2. You Got Date Raped
3. You've Got No Friends
4. You Keep A Diary
5. You Own A Store
6. Valujet
7. Recycling Is Gay
8. You're A Cop
9. You Can't Shut Up
10. You've Got Cancer
11. We Just Disagree
12. Hungry Hungry Hippos
13. You Are An Interior Decorator
14. Pottery's Gay
15. Rich Goyette Is Gay
16. Branscombe Richmond
17. You Live In Allston
18. You Are A Food Critic
19. Just The Two Of Us (duet with Hillary Logee)
20. Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin
21. You're Gay
22. You Look Adopted
23. Your Cousin Is George Lynch
24. You Have Goals
25. You Drive An Iroc
26. You Play On A Softball Team
27. Because You're Old
28. You Sell Cologne
29. Being A Cobbler Is Dumb
30. You Live In A Houseboat
31. Richard Butler
32. 311 Sucks
33. Your Kid Is Deformed
34. You Are An Orphan
35. You're Old (Fuck You)
36. You Go To Art School
37. Your Best Friend Is You
38. You're In A Coma
39. Windchimes Are Gay
40. No, We Don't Want To Do A Split Seven Inch With Your Stupid Fucking Band
41. Ren÷ Auberjonois
42. The Internet Is Gay
43. Ha Ha, Your Wife Left You
44. Hootie And The Blowfish
45. You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're Gay)
46. Locking Drop Dead In McDonald's
47. Technology's Gay
48. Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp
49. I'm In Anal Cunt
50. You (Fill In The Blank)
51. Kyle From Incantation Has A Moustache
52. Bonus Track #3
You Keep A Diary
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you think your life's so important
you have to write it down
you're just a fucking faggot
no one cares about you
you, you keep a diary
you pompous asshole dickface
you'll probably write a book
only another asshole would publish it
you dumb, stupid fuck
Just The Two Of Us
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just the two of us
we can make it if we try
just the two of us
you and I
just the two of us
we can make it if we try
just the two of us
you and I
You Play On A Softball Team
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you're the gayest guy I've ever seen
you play on a softball team
you're the biggest fag I've ever seen
you play on a softball team, you're gay
The Internet Is Gay
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you've got no friends
you stay homa all day
you've been to every website
because tou're fucking gay
the internet is fucking gay
you fucking faggot, loser, queer, nerd, etc.
you've got no friends
you stay homa all day
you've been to every website
because tou're fucking gay
You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're Gay)
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??? , ??? , retard, ha ha
you went to see dishwalla and everclear
you're gay, you're a fucking twerp
Technology's Gay
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how many megs of ram do you have in your computer...
technology's gay
hey, why don't you check out my website at www...
technology's gay
I love looking at the star trek website, and I eh...
technology's gay
let me fax you my e-mail address...
technology's gay
Bonus Track #3
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you're listening to 85, 3 fm
and you just heard my two favorite bands
filter and the refreshmens
shut up!
np: empty
... ..too late..
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