Re: Humour

>>database oriented jokes .. <<

Old Dilbert cartoons might be a good place to look.  I don't have the
books at the office but the guist of some were:

1) Wally: "Let's build a database"; you don't know what the problem is
yet; it doesn't matter, we like to build databases. (kinda like the
guys who put IDENTITY on every table in SQL Server)

2) Pointy haired boss: "We need an SQL database; Dilbert thinking to
himself: "does he know what he is talking or did he just an airplane
magazine?"Dilbert: "What color?"; boss: "Mauve has more RAM"

3) Dogbert exorcises a theorietical database guru by showing him
actual code.