Printing from Visicalc in XP

A client has been using Visicalc on a succession of computers since,
well you can guess when. He's always wondered what will force a change
and may have found it in printing. His latest notebook (Sony Vaio) has
no LPT1, only USB ports, and Visicalc seems to be hardcoded to print
there. The port replicator has a parallel port, why we're not suer.

Any ideas how to fool Visicalc or XP to be able to print?

BTW, this client is very successful and technologically astute, but
has become successful by staying with things which work for him.